Her legend precedes her, the way lightning precedes thunder

She is the only baby to ever ace a Rorschach test

Her pacifier alone has experienced more than a lesser baby's entire body

She has never lost a sock

If she were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there

She is....the most interesting baby in the world

I don't always drink from a bottle, but when I do, I prefer Dr. Brown's, stay thirsty my friends