Her legend precedes her, the way lightning precedes thunder

She is the only baby to ever ace a Rorschach test

Her pacifier alone has experienced more than a lesser baby's entire body

She has never lost a sock

If she were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there

She is....the most interesting baby in the world

I don't always drink from a bottle, but when I do, I prefer Dr. Brown's, stay thirsty my friends

The Most Interesting Baby in the World

You can see her charisma from space.

Her organ donation card also lists her pacifier

She's a lover, not a fighter, but she's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas

Her shirts never wrinkle

She is.....the most interesting baby in the world

I don't always drink from a bottle, but when I do I prefer Dr. Brown's, stay thirsty my friends

The Most Interesting Baby in the World

Her reputation is expanding faster than the universe

She once had a dirty diaper just to see how it feels

She lives vicariously through herself

She is....the most interesting baby in the world

I don't always drink from a bottle, but when I do I prefer Dr. Browns, stay thirsty my friends

Her charm is so contagious, vaccines were created for it

When it is raining it is because she is thinking of something sad
She is left-handed. And right-handed.

Her spit-up smells like cotton candy

She is....the most interesting baby in the world

I don't always drink from a bottle, but when I do I prefer Dr. Browns, stay thirsty my friends